Monday, 27 January 2014

The Monday Smile

This week I'm smiling because.....

 In an effort to catch up, with the mood blanket progress



 I have a blue smile 



 AND a green smile this week

Blue - Green moods =
Upbeat, Pleased, Somewhat Relaxed, Motivated, Flirtatious

I can relate to those, not sure about the last one though. ;)


 That's 21 motifs closer to completing the 'never ending blanket'



 Blonde On A Plane---- 

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
Hope this made you all smile
Have a great week !


 

41 comments:

  1. Te quedará una manta preciosa
    feliz semana

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  2. Show me more of that blanket Linda!!
    Esther.

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    1. Sorry Esther you will have to wait, the joining colour is a secret haha

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  3. Ha! I wasn't expecting that punch line at all. :D

    I like your snowy photos at the top ... and I hope your mood blanket continues to be full of upbeat colours. I'm sure you have some flirtatiousness about you somewhere. :)

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    1. Thank you Sue but I think the flirtatiousness went out the window a long time ago haha

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  4. Hahaha - that was funny. Love the circles - you've chosen pretty colors. :)

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  5. Motifs are looking lovely, can't wait to see them made up and joke is hilarious. Thank you Linda yo make me smile
    Sally xxx

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    1. Glad you enjoyed the joke Sally :)

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  6. Good afternoon Linda, your mood blanket motifs are looking great, the red ones are they something not nice as a mood, anger, frustration maybe?
    Great blonde joke, gave me a chuckle
    Have a great day x

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    1. red can mean all of those things Linda but also, action, confidence, courage, vitality which sounds much better don't you think. :)

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  7. sehr schöne Teile!
    Liebe Grüße,*Manja*

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  8. Love your blue and green smiles Linda. Have a great day,
    Meredith

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  9. That is hilarious. I will pass it on to a few select brunettes.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it Una, yes and make sure they really are brunettes :)

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  10. Ouch! Very funny though Linda ... thanks for the laugh ;) I love the blue & green together. What does red signify. Wendy x

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    1. Thank you Wendy glad you enjoyed it, Red signifies, action, confidence, courage, vitality :)

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  11. Oh this one made me giggle! Love those circles - very happy looking!

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  12. Your blanket circles (squares to be?) are looking great. Love the joke too! xx

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  13. Oh that's funny, Linda, hahaha :o). The squares are beautiful, I'm sure the blanket will be a beauty!

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  14. Gotta love a blonde joke. :) Your circles are so cheerful!

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  15. Ha, ha, ha! I love this joke! Your circles are really great!
    Have a good week! Sabine.

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  16. That's another smile you made today Linda - the one on my face after reading The Blonde on the Plane :0) oh and your crochet circles made me smile too

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    1. Thank you Kate I'm glad it made you smile. :)

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  17. Your motifs are coming along beautifully Linda, and thanks for the laugh - it's a good punch line although I do often feel sorry for blondes!
    Hugs, Joy x

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    1. I know Joy, I used to be one myself so I'm sure they take it all in good heart. :)

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    1. I'm glad my circles make you smile Kara have a great day. :)

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  19. Beautiful colors, beautiful circles...funny story...
    Have a nice day !
    Anna

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  20. Lol, too funny! The circles do make you smile too! Hope you have a great week!

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  21. Love your smiles of circles Linda - so cool that your mood blanket is well on its way!
    Ali x

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